Socios del Ritmo - Puro Ritmo Caliente

The only requirement for playing in this band is to have a pyromaniac identical twin.

Los Hermanos Salas

Photographer: Everybody look at the camera and say cheeeeeeeeeseeeee!!

Fidencio Ayala Y Sus Satelites (Again)

Fidencio: Now that we're rich and famous I want to try something brave and bold for our next album!

Sidekick: Sure boss!, you know what?, I've seen albums with lots of chicks in bikinis, ohhhh they sure have some great asses!!!

Fidencio: Well that's a very bright idea my good ol' Sidekick, we're rich, famous AND good looking -I'm sure we can get some nice asses for the next album-

Sidekick: Sure boss!!, we can even beat that stupid Carlos Y Jose album....

Sidekick: Mmmmm I can't even wait boss, just imagine us in the beach surrounded by all those asses....

Fidencio: Yes, let's call the company!!.....

Fidencio's Boss: So..mmmmm, you say that you want to be on your next album with some asses on the beach?, That'll be too expensive, but let's see what I can do....

Fidencio: We want at least one ass, boss....

Fidencio: Remember we are stars...we deserve it boss........

Sidekick: Si si si si?

Sidekick: Got Damn Mexican Crisis!.....

Ciclon - Sentimental

Introducing Grupo Ciclon, a band of 5 mean, well dressed, cigarette smoking, "good looking" guys (well I'm not sure about the guy wearing pink pants), ready to eat the world with their great music (wink wink).

And above all, very intelligent... at least that's what their manager wanted them to look like in the back cover...so let's take a closer look as we go inside their headquarters, and see a day in the life of Ciclon:

--The mean looking guy is looking so mean because he knows he's the best chess player in the world (nevermind he cheated by putting the king and queen in the wrong place).

--The guy in the green space suit is wondering why he lost in just 2 movements, "I better quit smoking"-he said- "I can't focus on my chess playing".

--"We'd better call Kasparov" -the guy sitting on the sofa said- "I think I have his number in my phone book", "He has to see this checkmate"...

--"Will you stop it guys, don't you see I'm trying to write the songs for our next album", "Gimme a break" -the guy in the middle said.

--"Geeee, pink pants are the greatest thing since bell bottoms, they make me look like a real man....".

Chico Che Y La Crisis

I don't know wich side is funnier, so here's both the front and back covers from Chico Che Y La Crisis from the album "Tons Que Mami", wich would be something like "So Then What Baby?".
Thanks again to Dj Agustin for this one..

Organizacion Apache 16

When there's no money at all for designing the cover, there's always the old "let's take some pictures at the beach!" trick, and use 3/4 of the page for the logo..... Thanks to my friend DJ Agustin for this one

Alfredo "El Pulpo" Y Sus Teclados

You'll have a successful carrer if you play the keyboards and people call you "The Octopus", (I would take it as a compliment), well, that's what it says on the cover (Alfredo "The Octopus" and his Keyboards).

I didn't hear from him until I found this record, for less than a buck, (still sealed!!!, maybe is worth millions!), and yes, I know you're wondering right now why in the world is an elephant dancing on top of a circular keyboard holding a "torta" (kind of a big sandwich, made of everything imaginable).

The explanation is very simple, one of the songs included in the full album is called "La Torta", and another one is called "El Baile Del Elefantito" (Little Elephant Dance), so there's your cientific explanation for this "aberration", (I made a rhyme, uhuuuu).

And if you want to see the cientific answer as to why they call him "The Octopus", click here

Fidencio Ayala y Sus Satelites

That'll be Fidencio Ayala & His Satellites, what?? you don't see the satellites?, take a closer look at those flaming toilet papers in space....and just to be sure take a look at the back cover.

Luis y Julian

Includes such classics as:

01- Lagrimas Lloro (I Shed Tears)
02- Acariciame Mujer (Caress Me Woman)
03- Demetrio El Proscripto (Demetrio the Exiled)
04- Un Viejo Amor (An Old Love)
05- La Traidora ( She's a Betrayer)
06- Golondrina Viajera (Travelling Sparrow)
07- El Pinto y El Sargento ( The Speckled & The Sargent)
08- La Tragedia de Rosita (Rosita's Tragedy)
09- No Se Si Te Acuerdes De Mi (I Don't Know If You Remeber Me)
10- La Venganza de los Perez (The Revenge Of The Perez')